Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前Sorry, force of habit my Blemmy.worldimagemessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1678arrow-down18
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up90·1 个月前“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?” “Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 个月前Yes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 个月前Whoa… What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
minus-squareMurse@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 个月前Length, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 个月前I don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 个月前You used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
minus-squaresuxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 个月前Yes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 个月前“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 个月前They are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?”
“Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
Yes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
Not in 3D usually no
Whoa…
What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
Length, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
I don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
You used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
It’s actually axial rotation
Yes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
They are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
Five nights at jorker’s