Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours agoAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accuratelemmy.worldimagemessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1701arrow-down113
arrow-up1688arrow-down1imageAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accuratelemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours agomessage-square77linkfedilink
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·19 hours agoGot attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
minus-squarescbasteve@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·9 hours agoHe was after the two wolves inside you *Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 hours agoDon’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·19 hours agoAre you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
minus-squareredsand@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up11·15 hours agoObviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·18 hours agoAwooooobsolutely positive EDIT: Whoops
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
He was after the two wolves inside you
*Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
Obviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
Awooooobsolutely positive
EDIT: Whoops
Are there two wolves inside you?
Yes, but they’re both vegan