• The_v@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    My ass and legs disagree after a gander latched on to my ass and beat me with his wings when I was a kid on the ranch.

    Next time he came at me, I had a baseball bat. Roasted gander for dinner.

    • GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today
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      6 hours ago

      I’m sure you were fine. Kids have a tendency to overreact. I also was “viciously attacked” by a goose as a child.