nono, not that. a full incoming (outcoming?) load that delayed its arrival until you were already clean
and when i have access to bidets i never really use it like a jet poop blaster, i just clean my butt with my hand and then yk, wash my hands. i feel like aiming water in attack mode at a thing i can’t see would end up in me being soaked sooner rather than later
i think this is more of a
i thought i was done pooping, but after cleaning up i feel there’s more
situation
bidets are great, but they won’t fix this problem
Marker butt? Bidet will absolutely fix that if you turn the water pressure up to just below accidental enema.
nono, not that. a full incoming (outcoming?) load that delayed its arrival until you were already clean
and when i have access to bidets i never really use it like a jet poop blaster, i just clean my butt with my hand and then yk, wash my hands. i feel like aiming water in attack mode at a thing i can’t see would end up in me being soaked sooner rather than later
Yeah but you don’t have to awkwardly hold your hand out to the side while you wait for your butt to squeeze out the next one.
you can also just rest your hand on your lap, you don’t need it to be locked on target the whole time lol
But what if it’s got a bit of poo accidentally on it?
then into the toilet it goes, and grab a fresh one
I ain’t got enough money to buy new hands
ohhh you use those toilet and bidet combos. i only used them seperately so either way i had to get up and clean my hands first
*shituation