A vintage cartoon of two boys and a man. One of the boys is fat and says, “Whew! That’s over! But I’m as weak as a cat!” The adult wearing a red T-shirt with a yellow letter T on it says, “Have a Tootsie Roll, Fatso! It will give you added energy, quick!”


Because sugar.
If the energy drink companies started making suckers we’d see so many toothless teens. Dentistry would be a fantastic career choice.