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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

who's gonna tell him?

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who's gonna tell him?

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    I do wonder how his ketamine use will play in custody court.

    • MortUS@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Does it matter when he can just pay the judges?

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      21 hours ago

      He cares less about his kids than most insects.

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        I don’t think many insects care about Elon’s kids.

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          10 hours ago

          Exactly!

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      19 hours ago

      Depends on how much he pays the judge.

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      23 hours ago

      How did we discover his addiction anyway?

      • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago
        1. Everyone near him says he said so
        2. Hundreds of videos of him staring at ceilings high af
        3. He talks a lot about ketamine
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          He should combine his K with molly and acid

          It is fun combination 🫣

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        22 hours ago

        Umm I think he told everyone who would listen.

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