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Yasmeen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Wedding tomorrow

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Wedding tomorrow

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Yasmeen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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    19 hours ago

    Congrats on the sex. 👌

  • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    The best thing to do before your wedding is to go camping and bang like rabbits. You know what they say, jizz tents makes the heart grow fonder.

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      I’ve never had sex, been in a relationship, or had male friends - life in Saudi. I’ve also never spent significant time away from home without my family. So many new things are incoming. 🤠

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        So many changes! Do you know your future husband well? I hope he’s a gentle and kind man for you.

        Take your time, enjoy the day as much as possible! It goes very fast!

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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        No kidding. that’s a lot of pressure on you, and a lot of changes. You’re totally justified in freaking out a bit. You’re a smart and capable person - you got this. Just keep your family on speed dial to help with the being away part - I feel like that may be the hardest for you.

    • BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca
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      the quote is “absence makes the heart grow fonder”

      not jizz tents, nor distance

      • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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        1 day ago

        Way to rain on my parade. Tabarnac, you just ruined my entire life.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      with your partner or just random rabbits?

      • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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        If you’re a rabbit go nuts and bang other rabbits but if you’re a human person no no no we don’t fuck animals

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          fine, what about half human half animal? mermaid, centaurs?

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            If they are intelligent enough to communicate and consent, sure, why not.

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    Married for decades here. Your spouse is just your BF/GF with a little more paperwork. Don’t sweat it and enjoy banging a married partner.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    My husky needs this as a motivational poster above her den.

    • Leon@pawb.social
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      I have a husky too, but this describes me more than it does him. I’m the neurotic one in the relationship.

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    Mazel tov

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    Everything will not be ok, everything ends with you and the world you know rotting or burning into non-existence and then being forgotten. But everything will probably be ok tomorrow, comparatively.

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    Scream in your pillow now, then repeat tomorrow night.

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      May I suggest lube?

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