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Eats only grass, never chugs a proten shake, doesn’t need a gym membership, can outrun and outjump any human, whats his secret ?
pictures for sad children.
fake: anon wants to be fit
gay: anon likes bears
Sure wish we had domesticated bears
drags salmon through the back door
No! No no no! Not in the house! Outside, Bear! Outside! Go on! You’re getting a bath later too!
*roars and slashes the dry wall, upending the table*
Aww, does someone want to go outside?
Would be a pain to keep fed
Breed them to be small. Like a teacup grizzly bear
literally genetics
He’s built different.
needs a wegovy Rx
