Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoFixing those dynamicslemmy.worldimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down141
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minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 days agoEehhhh we just broke up and my ass is going un-pegged for too long…
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoIf I can trust the internet, the world is full of opportunities. I mean siblings and step mothers and fathers and you know what I mean…
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoLoool yeah, guess i just have to get stuck in the washing machine and some step family member ive never met will “help me”
minus-squarepsycotica0@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoAlright, hear me out: You’re washing your strap-on in the kitchen sink, and it’s prominently drying on the counter when you get stuck trying to get something out of the dishwasher! It’d be madness if no one took advantage of this opportunity!
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoApes together strong. This is how you brainstorm as a team.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoApestorm! APE! STORM!!!
minus-squareGonzako@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoOr they’d tell you to get high and peg yourself
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoOkay, I do the first step, what now?
Eehhhh we just broke up and my ass is going un-pegged for too long…
If I can trust the internet, the world is full of opportunities.
I mean siblings and step mothers and fathers and you know what I mean…
Loool yeah, guess i just have to get stuck in the washing machine and some step family member ive never met will “help me”
Alright, hear me out: You’re washing your strap-on in the kitchen sink, and it’s prominently drying on the counter when you get stuck trying to get something out of the dishwasher!
It’d be madness if no one took advantage of this opportunity!
Apes together strong. This is how you brainstorm as a team.
Apestorm! APE! STORM!!!
Or they’d tell you to get high and peg yourself
/c/selfposted
Okay, I do the first step, what now?