• terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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    3 days ago

    Why does their propaganda always look like a homo-erotic book cover, some novel about dudes tickling each others’ prostates after telling their wives they’re going “fishing”

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      3 days ago

      If they give it a try and both aren’t into it, they usually claim it was an alien abduction.

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      2 days ago

      My theory is conservatives are secretly gay but their magic man in the sky makes them feel guilty about it so they try to look like the pinnacle of masculinity. They should come out and be happy with being gay.