Just the picture made me cum!
I’d rather not have a wallet covered in dead skin. They make all metal ones that function similarly.
Dead skin wallets can be made more renewably than metal
Human skin is even more renewable, we have billions of those motherfuckers munching about
That’s pretty dope. I would totally donate some of my skin to make a sick wallet for one of my family members (they’re into weird curios).
Clarification : After I die. Not while I still need the skin.
Clarification
Too late, my people are already on the way
What’s this? A phone case pretenting to be a organizer pretending to be a wired phone?
a metal wallet with a bunch of lanyard loops?
You don’t want an AI generated non-descript thing?
Actually, it might not even be AI generated. Just a non-descript thing.
It’s not AI generated. I’ve had this wallet for like 3 years now.
show us a picture then. or reply when people ask you what it is with a name and brand.
of course people think you’re full of shit when you don’t reply to them with anything but vague bullshit

It’s a wallet you dumb bitch.
Yeah great work you stumpy fingered vague dickface, you finally did it.
hell yeah, I love lemmy
You went from like 0 to 100 on the antagonistic tone over someone saying they owned a wallet.
0-100?
pfft, fucking amateur. I’m easily at level 7000, on the metric antagonalytical scale.
Which is like 13,231.9 imperial.






