Do they not make cap guns anymore?

Don’t worry, that stupid decision will be his responsibility to pay for when his dad dies, and there’s nothing he can do about that.

My spoon is too big.

That’s silly. Here, I added an actual to-scale banana to this photo:

Giving them the benefit of the doubt, I would think it’s to resist corrosion, but there are plenty of cheaper metals to plate with that don’t corrode, so even that’s a stretch.

Or, you know, plastic.

I like that one guy’s drug trip from 2000 years ago has caused this hilarious internet meme.

That would be at least $350k in today’s money.

You don’t want an AI generated non-descript thing?

Actually, it might not even be AI generated. Just a non-descript thing.

I mean, gay people are also a part of society. As are asexual people. If you mean society would collapse if there weren’t straight people to have kids, then you’re neglecting IVF. At one point that was true, but modern reproductive medicine has removed society’s dependence on the straights.