CentipedeFarrier

I can be asleep at AN 8-o’clock, but will be neither falling asleep nor waking within at least an hour of either of them.

Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.

As someone who wore nothing but superhero flip-flops through the entirety of high school in the Great Lakes region, yeah it was neither practical nor particularly socially acceptable. But they flashed lights when I walked. I never had light-up shoes as a little kid, and these were marketed for “kids at heart” so, tradeoff. 🤷🏻

Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.

Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.

Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.