God I need this. Why did we think it could be better than brown

It’s fucking Joe and Duncan Trussel

looks like you’re going to the Honk-shoo Realm, Jimbo

Fuk u no, scrolling ass is my reason to live

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It was not known to me but based just on the description of melange and how Paul saw reality after taking it, it should have been obvious

Peak reditor move for a web service with this amount of non-americans

One of the last subreddits I used to frequent was a redscare podcast sub where women would just post horny ass art by this artist and that Krump cartoonist guy

The point would probably be everyone’s probably cut out for actually living in a gentle and egalitarian world. We’d just bring our baggage into it and ruin it for everyone else. There probably was a time where I was but I got it beat out of me and now I just find dudes fortnite dancing at the dead Nazi’s wife irreconcilably funny. But it’s more because actual in this current zeitgeist they’re so far beyond the reach of any actual consequences.

I can’t reconcile that situation with my desire to live in a world where we don’t fuck with people. And I don’t really think holding back and showing them kindness prompts the various Kirks of the world to look at anyone differently. It never protected me anyway.

That kind of is the actual Ubermensch mentality, I guess. I respect that morality but I also know what they’d do to you for the crime of just being a gentle person.

They were celebrating your suicides a decade ago

Eh, nothing wrong with that. Some people never try it, but definitely tag me in a trip report if you ever do

That’s pretty intense. Can’t say it ever felt orgasmic for me but I was probably not running at the same intensity. But that unending vigor feeling is real, like once you’re peaking it’s crazy the limits you can push your body to.

I miss doing that. Have you ever used MDMA? The lasting “glow” is pretty similar for some people

I started getting a lot of comments about bipolar disorder when I worked a job where I basically jogged for ten hours.

Maybe I am possibly undiagnosed, but also runners high is no fucking joke

I got morbidly curious about this and went digging through bird communities one day.

On one hand it seems like there are a difficult number of different things that will randomly prompt birds to just start fucking themselves. Everything from not putting them in isolation whenever they do it to unknowingly touching them anywhere but on the head. It’s like a whole thing you have to learn all their triggers and watch for them because they’ll goon so hard they die of stress.

On the other hand, why are we putting animals in captivity that goon themselves to death if you don’t give them a mate? Seems kind of cruel compared to other animals that we’ve domesticated

This changes everything

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Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that

Follow your bliss, kings

There-in lies the humor. Don’t ever learn the lingo, just start subtly mentioning cortisol levels to give young people in your life aneurisms. It’s great.