Even The Joker knows not to stick his dick in crazy.
This implies that Batman’s ass much be so much better, right?
I mean let’s face it, the Joker’s insane schemes would take more time to plan and implement, logistically, than any one man has in the week.
some men just want to watch the world burn
Now I want a storry, where Joker is just in love with Harley, so he does all the criminal sh*t just to impress her, cause she kinda insane.
After years he realizes this is unhealthy and just goes and get’s a desk Job and once in a while has beer with bruce and rants about past.
How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he’s the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.
Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.
In Batman TAS episode “Almost Got Him” Poison Ivy walks in on a card game between Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, and Two-Face.
Ivy says hello to Two-Face and Harvey says that half of him wants to strangle her and the other half wants to shoot her.
Joker looks at Penguin. “They used to date.”
close enough?
Maybe he isn’t into baseball.
Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”
Julie Newmar 😍😍😍
… I would’ve made a terrible Batman. I see why they gave the job to that other guy.
I discovered Batman as a kid watching Adam West reruns. She’s amazing and remains one of my favorite versions. She came back in the role about ten years ago in two 60s theme animated movies with West and Ward and they’re worth the watch.
I had never realized how much Halle Berry looks like Zoolander till I saw the third picture.
What is this, a cave for bats?
I just thanked the Lord she didn’t live to see her son as a batmaid.
Batman! (high-pitched cough) Bat-MAN!
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He’s crazy.
But is he stupid?
He jorkle.
When it comes to fighting batman? No.
When it comes to pleasuring Harley? Yes
Yet she’s still into him, so which one is crazier?
Hey it can be both!
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Video games are so thirsty now.
At least leave some mysterious triangles!
Did you hear about the nude code? It works, my cousin told me about it.
Joker doesn’t chase Bats.
Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.
Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.
No one’s gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!
It’s either ‘shilling’ or ‘selling.’
This is ‘shelling.’
You’re welcome
Chill. I bet he’d send you a free chapter or two if you just asked nicely. 🤞
Ingénue joker is now lore accurate canon.
ACE Chemicals. Not even once.
Ok, maybe twice.
Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that
Follow your bliss, kings
Maybe chasing Batman is what keeps Harley chasing Joker?
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