Smacks of “don’t dead open inside.”
Slow that mind child
Since I invariably wind up getting “name suits” types of comments, here’s the explanation behind it:
Around the turn of the millennium, I was trying to come up with a username to use on a particular site that had a shortish character count limit for usernames. My goal was something related to the fact that I would often be making my points in arguments with “holier-than-thou” types by taking what they were saying, and turning it on its head so the offensive stuff was directed back at them.
I also happened to learn shortly beforehand that many years ago “'ape” was somewhat commonly used as a verb to mean “imitate” or “copy.”
I’m sure you can figure the rest out.
Smacks of “don’t dead open inside.”
Slow that mind child
There goes that heroic duo again!
Especially with the color choice. To me blue indicates it’s the cool thing to do, while red equates to “stop, don’t do this.” Yet the “only” thing you’re supposed to do (whichever one one it actually is) is printed in the red background. WTF were they thinking?


Real men are far too hard to find, anyway. They’re mostly insecure AF children overcompensating for… things. It’s always the little things that fuck everything up.


(Yes, I got the reference - now get offa my lawn!)


So they can be any characters? Can they all be from the same show?


Funny, but there’s no way they actually tried making eyeballs - these were intentional.
Eat it
Well, at least now we all know Weird Al’s fediverse username.


With a crispy crotch looking good enough to feast upon.
You know they tube feed patients in comas, right? The patient presumably didn’t give consent, and yet I’m pretty sure that’s legal. Doesn’t even have to be a “too much junk food” coma.
Yeah, sorry - NO. It’s basic threat assessment, nothing to do with ethics. Those who attack a child do so because they are weak bullies taking advantage of an easy target - which obviously requires a lack of decent ethics, but not attacking that child doesn’t mean the choice was made based upon ethics.
TL;DR: Correlation != Causation.
Love the missing Oxford Comma, implying ass and boobs are effectively one and the same option.
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Can’t help thinking that “come” should have been spelled differently…
“It’s not a tumor!”
Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
I see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
I routinely destroy the so-called “logic & believability” of shows I watch by calling out all the flaws I see. Does that qualify?
Assuming we manage to get a much more reasonable government in place in the coming years, hopefully they’ll be the ones paying for what they’re doing.
I never knew
That Mary Sue
Worked an angle
Like Charlie’s Angels