Eat some damn oranges
No
eate lemoné
If you don’t eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.
do i also get my daily rum ration?
God dammit…
OK, here’s your damn rum ration.
Trader Vic’s Navy Grog (More or less)
- 2oz Dark Rum
- 1/2oz Grapefruit Juice
- 1/4oz Lime Juice
- 1/4oz Honey Syrup (1:1)
Shake over ice (that means put it in a cocktail shaker filled halfway up with ice cubes and shake until the outside starts to frost up a little). Strain into a rocks glass, or whatever the fuck you have lying around.
To make 1:1 honey syrup just mix warm (not boiling) water with honey in equal parts, so 1 cup honey to 1 cup water. Stir until fully dissolved, store in a squeezy bottle in the fridge.
This drunk is fucking delicious, it will fuck you up gloriously, and it’ll stave off the scurvy, you filthy animal.
Obviously. Even stingiest the ships of the crown offer that much.
stand fast the holy ghost!
Well now im avoiding the oranges
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Eat literally any fruit.
*eats peanuts*
ACKSHUALLY that’s a legume. >:(
All legumes are technically fruits, unfortunately
Sounds like communism to me >:(
Perhaps. At least until your teeth start falling out.
Then the gluck gluck gets smoother tho
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I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I’ve lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this… You won’t like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.
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Get a job, you fucking loser.
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I would give you lemons, so many lemons… too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself’ “What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?”
I would respond by giving you another lemon.
I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Obligatory https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs
S-curvy you say?
I said consummate Vs, consummate!
^Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face…^
meow
Nah, I got standards
