I’m kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.

being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me
mad-libs headline?
also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans
That sounds… awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!
No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You’ve got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.
So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."
Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also
Like that wasn’t obvious from the start?
There was never a doubt!
Lettuce not listen to this grifter.
What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?
Blahaj
Everyone knows that you need to feed your Blahaj shitty chocolate wafers so they don’t turn into gremlins.
we should form an underground transgender mafia
Looks like it’s already in full swing. Just in case you’re looking… I have a very reputable kitkat source for the next few weeks…
Oh gimme a break
That’s as many as four threes, and that’s terrible.
Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?
Nah, it’s a running gag that she blames the trans mafia for everything: https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/10/01/liz-truss-underground-trans-mafia-conservative-conference/
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who needed to check…
Knew it
Why does she still get attention?
She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.
Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid
Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.
It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it’s pretty funny.
she didn’t say it tho
I came here to laugh not for news!
Probably because she is the
secondthird* ever female UK Prime Minister.That alone means her (incredibly stupid) comments have public interest.
*I have been reminded again that I can’t count (fair).
She’s the third female PM, Margaret Thatcher was first and Theresa May second.
I’d like to say that I didn’t count Thatcher as a human, but the truth is i just totally forgot Theresa May.
Corrected, cheers.
I’m not sure she was even human. Might have been an MI5 project to create a lifelike android to infiltrate and take over Parliament.






