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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 天前

Finally, a real name for your penis

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Finally, a real name for your penis

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 天前
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  • snek_boi@lemmy.ml
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    12 天前

    Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)

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    I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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      12 天前

      OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

    • Grabthar@lemmy.world
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      They killed Kenny! Those bastards!

  • Kindness is Punk@lemmy.ca
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    12 天前

    Pleasure Killer

  • Surp@lemmy.world
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    12 天前

    nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 天前

      There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.

  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    12 天前

    Man Injector…

  • Asafum@lemmy.world
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    Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…

  • texture@lemmy.world
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    nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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    12 天前

    Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

  • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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    Some funny ones there.

    Like Bear Killer.

    Or Fun Destroyer.

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      I like Ugly Schlong

      • Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 天前

        (Q _ Q)

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      12 天前

      I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣

      • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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        12 天前

        I keep wondering… Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your… Bear killer.

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    Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉

    • Davel23@fedia.io
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      Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

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    Monster Meat, excellent

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    i’m not using my name, i’m just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i’ve ever heard.

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Skin Killer. If your partner’s still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn’t be.

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    12 天前

    SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT

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    Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
    He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.

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      Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO

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    They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      it’s very important that we not damage paul newman

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