And that’s the other reason I didn’t listen to the radio.
Many years ago my station of choice when driving to work started running an advert for car safety. The sound effect was a loud blaring car horn and the sounds of screaming tires and a crash. The first, second, third time I heard it was instant jolt of panic and left me jittery. I switched stations after the third time.
Made a greentext out of your story (I took some creative liberties):
be me, driving to work still tired and half asleep
turn on radio loudly to wake me up a bit
suddenly hear the most horrific accident happening
Heartattack.jpg
take a second to compose myself
it was the fucking radio station
fully awake now
MFW

And this is part of why I don’t listen to the radio while I drive. The other part is because I bought a cheap android stereo and I couldn’t be fucked to buy the adapter to hook my antenna up to the stereo.
I guess being lazy is saving me from early morning drive radio jump-scares.
You still hear music on FM radio and not just ads the entire 20 minute car ride?
I just noticed the headphones in the picture are Audeze LCD 2, I think. Expensive AF. In case anyone wanted to know that.

A classic
I remember that one station that would advertise that they would play “uninterrupted music” during certain parts of the day. Only to then constantly interrupting it to tell us how they currenlty playing “uninterrupted music”.

Please let the old timey beard look die already. I’m not having sex with a dude that looks like that.
Implying anybody would shave their beard for a shot with YOU 🤣
Old time beard look? You mean…trimmed beards?
Also, men don’t have to confirm to your beauty standards. Maybe THEY like having old timey beards






