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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

everyone knows we don’t poop. it’s all flowers and rainbows.

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everyone knows we don’t poop. it’s all flowers and rainbows.

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    20 hours ago

    No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave

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      (my dudes, some of us here respect each others intelligence enough not to use sarcasm tags. Which of course leaves dipshits like me confused as fuck, which I think is hilarious in an ironing kind of way. And these racing stripes I put on the community look pretty sharp)

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      What a pussy

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        Are pussies hard to shave? Balls certainly are

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          I can shave my sack fairly easily. Probably because I’ve been doing it for 35 years.

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          I would imagine that some are harder to shave than others, depending on their shape.

          But man, shaving a scrotum is a good way to accidentally castrate yourself.

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            I can’t imagine how folk shave their buttholes and peributtholes on their own. Like even with slippers I end up snicking something, and no one needs to see my war zone I’m not making a beautician do it. And I’m not trying waxing I tried a small bit on my leg. Big mistake. That goes nowhere near my puckers.

            • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I’ve done it a few times. It’s not that hard, just be careful. The problem is you have no more silent farts, they are all loud cheek clappers after you shave.

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                oh that one’s just for decoration anymore anyways

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              You wouldn’t shave your butthole, or around your butthole, iirc, because of issues you can experience down there based on ingrowns and nicks. Roll of the dice depending on your body.

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          Like most topics, the nuances are in the details and everyone has different details.

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