Pencil me in for three martinis.
And here I am taking up my entire day playing with fire.
I mean, I’ve had days where that is the literal plan.
Bushcraft?
Pottery, glassmaking, arson, cooking. It could be anything!
You should just fight fire with fire then
Don’t forget to look the gift horse in the mouth
Oh wow someone’s published my douchebag corporate middlemanger’s calendar
What douchebag corporate manager only beats around the bush for 15 minutes? Their defining characteristic is long-winded bullshit ramblings.
A 10 slide presentation takes 2 fucking hours and it obvious the manager has no fucking clue what they are talking about.
This is going to be an important evening, I have three full hours of “be my own worst enemy” booked.
Three? I get nearly 24 on an average day
Not sleeping? Then the math checks out
I’m still my own worst enemy even while sleeping
BRB gotta count unhatched chickens.
Can you squeeze in “fucking around and finding out”?
I have a slot just before lunch for fucking around but we’ll have to push finding out to next week.
took an hour and a half to get to the elephant in the room, sounds about right
What about kicking the tires? They’re forgetting to kick the tires!
What about the fires?
Tempted to put this in my work calendar
“Push Someone’s Buttons”
That meeting could have been a dozen emails that start with “Per my previous email.”
Aha! So you’re the Netflix executive ruining everything!
Naw, they run Paramount/CBS.
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
It’s so easy to do!
Not me messing around with Jim
The second 10am slot should be “knock it before I try it”
It still works.





