This is really unhealthy and they shouldn’t be advertising this as a meal, it misses out a load of really important nutrients like six Ibuprofen.
Only $3.99? Welp those coffin nails ain’t gonna hammer themselves I guess.
It starts with one…
Cigarette? To get addicted? In the end you always wind up addicted.
One thing, I don’t know why, it doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All i know…
Is that time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
To see a marching band.
$3.99? That’s a bargain!
It was a simpler time. Would be 40+ today.
I cannot take this anymore
That’s a great price for a pack of cigarettes
and 2 monsters as well
I don’t like my smokes preopened and missing darts.
I really wanna buy this and then punch a hole through my wall
Edit: whole -> hole
Damn, entire whole.
It does come with 2 Monsters, with that the whole wall’s days are numbered.
Talk to text was not my friend today
Maybe 23.99
Where’s the slim jim tho
Sold separately, those bastards
Buy it just for the half price Marlboros. Everything else is free.
Bachelor chow
I think there was only ever one Monster tasted good, I’ve never forgiven them for the discontinued Rehab Lemonade Ice Tea.
Was a perfect hangover cure and the only energy drink didn’t taste rotten.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
Craaawwlling iiin myyy skiiin
These wounds, they will not heeaal!!
Fear is how I fall!
