Mage offers: “holy protective sack of meow meow”
Do you accept?
That cat needs a tiara and some sunglasses.
Rule: don’t let the cat out of the bag
Don’t buy the cat in a bag.
get a jar kitty
bonsai!
This must be in Canada. We get kittens in cartons here in the USA.
Is that a molotov cattail?
Can you imagine slinging one at a cop? I’m sure there’s a jackass skit / drinking game in here somewhere
meowotov cattail
That one looks, as if he would actually protect you
Not specifically protect you, but kill everything it gets thrown at.
I once wanted to show my wife what sound our (now sadly deceased) cat was doing in a fight
He was already sick at the time, but came immediately running, standing by my side against everything I was seemingly fighting againstHe was pissed at me for the rest of the day to do such a thing without cause, but I knew, he would be there for me
Better have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
Tf you talkin’ 'bout, when are cats NOT needed? :3




