Mage offers: “holy protective sack of meow meow”
Do you accept?
Rule: don’t let the cat out of the bag
Don’t buy the cat in a bag.
get a jar kitty
bonsai!
That cat needs a tiara and some sunglasses.
This must be in Canada. We get kittens in cartons here in the USA.
That one looks, as if he would actually protect you
Not specifically protect you, but kill everything it gets thrown at.
I once wanted to show my wife what sound our (now sadly deceased) cat was doing in a fight
He was already sick at the time, but came immediately running, standing by my side against everything I was seemingly fighting againstHe was pissed at me for the rest of the day to do such a thing without cause, but I knew, he would be there for me
Is that a molotov cattail?
Can you imagine slinging one at a cop? I’m sure there’s a jackass skit / drinking game in here somewhere
meowotov cattail
Better have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
Tf you talkin’ 'bout, when are cats NOT needed? :3




