Is this one guy, one jar?
One guy, one jar, one lifetime of nope
I’m so sorry.
It was March or April of 2008 and I worked in the porn industry as a web developer and moderator for user submitted content sites. One site in particular that I managed was gaytube which at the time was owned by Twisty’s/Pink Visual/Carsed Marketing. As a moderator for gaytube it was my responsibility to approve or deny all user submitted content to the site. and there was a lot of it. daily. Affiliate content got approved regardless but users had to be vetted. enter a guy from Eastern Europe named Alexi or Alex.
He’d submit stuff constantly of shoving things up his ass. like whatever it was. food, random objects, whatever. One day in March or April of 2008 he submitted this clip. all of it. in it’s entirety. I watched it. I was one of if not the first person OTHER than Alexi to watch this thing. so. much. blood.
Naturally I had to deny it. But even after denying a clip I still had access to the upload. Now since I was in the industry I had access to all the industry forums and other user sites that people in the industry would use like the message board “gofuckyourself” (seriously, that’s what it was called). I was on speaking terms with the guy that ran efukt and I would always share with him weird shit via gofuckyourself that would get submitted to one of the many sites I worked on like the victorian era E.T. porn or the duct tape ninja turtles porn for example. So I decided to send him this clip. he uploaded it. the rest is history.
Sir, if that’s true, it is an honor to be in one comment thread with you.
I was a teenager, and that was the era of imageboards. The rest is also history.
Legend. Big if true.
the victorian era E.T. porn
“I miss home”
Absolutely crazy history if true
Yeah that’s wild. This dude scarred a generation.
Not gonna lie if OP is legit this feels like being one handshake away from legend, like if you met Peter Jackson’s assistant on LOTR or so.
That’s hilarious.
Okay so it happened then that sucks
BUT WHY WOULD YOU UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET
See classic rule: ‘If I had to suffer this, someone else should’
If you haven’t read his interview about the incident, it’s almost worse than the video.
You can’t drop that without linking to the interview
“what does this-” reads top comment “oh, that guy”
Back when it was the most shocking thing you could see. ⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱ⋅.˳🄽🄾🅂🅃🄰🄻🄶🄸🄰˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅
It’s still the top ranking shock site to me, never been eclipsed.
Oh man, tubgirl? Octopusgirl? Blue waffle? Meatspin? Pain Olympics?
Don’t forget HAI2U, or Mr Hands. Cakefarts isn’t exactly shocking in comparison to these heavy hitters but is definitely one of the classics.
Shock site pranks via disguised links was the best possible anti-phishing training one could receive as a teenager. Bring that shit back.
Mr. Hands wasn’t even that bad. He died, but not from the incident that was filmed.
Really? I thought it was what was filmed. Not to be that guy but… source?
So, good question. I can’t find my original source. It seems that the event that did lead to his death was recorded, that I have a source for. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
But I remember seeing elsewhere that the specific “Mr hands” footage that was passed around wasn’t that event; it was available before he died. They had been doing that for a while. I don’t have a good source for that right now, and will keep looking.
I hate that I know all of these. At least no one has mentioned swap.avi yet. Oh shit, I just did!
swap.avi - when you realize 2girls1cup is just a trailer for a full length video from the same studio
The true final boss of the internet. Honestly, I hope it’s gone for good, but you cannot kill true evil.
2girls1cup was fake… swap.avi was not.
Elaborate on “fake.” It’s the same studio who made both, MFX. This is super easy to verify online.
Deeeeeep lore hahaha
Goatse
Steak and cheese was the first one I ever discovered when I was like 12 years old, what a time to have eyes
Stileproject
motorcycle.jpg
Yep, now we have CCTV in Palestine of pedestrians being blown to pieces -_-
Nahhh that title goes to funky town
Now we have Ronnie mcnutt blowing his fucking brains out to over the horizon. Mind blowing
I guess he sits on it, right?
That’s part of what happens.
Sadly, that’s where it stops being ok. 😮💨
I had to laugh at this, because it’s just bloody accurate.
NO! NONONONONO DONT DO IT!!! AGH I CAN FEEL IT BREAKING!!!
Least unhinged rawdawg comic.
The pain Olympics one where the guy takes a hatchet to his balls was also awful to look at
Ugh I dont even want to imagine that.
That or when the guy shoves a nail into his urethra.
That video taught me at a young age that green gummy worms will burn your doinker hole.
well, that’s one memory I thought would stay locked away forever…
i’m getting a 522 right now, but this is what i’d put on
edit: corrected with mirror
Didn’t click, hear it anyways
it’s a good song!
Really brings you back
Oh shit, the Dawg is finally federating
In hindsight, I like that we are developing independently.
There was an actual reform period where lemmy shitposts went from corn to horny-posting.
With names of important figures and all. There is history here.
holesome and cozy!
It’s kind of sad, not that RawDawg are bad or anything, I’ve seen too many of them. When I see them my brain fuzzes over and instead of stop scrolling I hear “Stah-liii” in my head and then I’ve scrolled past it.
So I have to wake myself up and actually go back and read it.
