The cheesy Karen fake nails somehow also sum up 2025 perfectly.
I swear some women with their huge pointy nails are ridiculous. I don’t understand how they don’t puncture themselves multiple times whenever they go to the bathroom.
Painting them to feel pretty I understand but for fucks sake leave your hands functional.
Who uses their hands, anyway?
Seriously though, I’ve had long nails before, it’s really not that hard to do most things. Typing feels a bit weird and its hard to pick up small things from a flat surface sometimes, but they don’t hinder you as much as you might expect.
I’ve gotten my nails surgically swapped with tiger claws. It’s not great for manipulation of objects, but that’s what I use my prehensile prolapsed anus for.
Not enough seeds
And broken glass
*white dud seeds
s/2025/2026/that fake tan looks horrible.
Everything about that hand is sus. It raises so many questions, it feels off, just like 2025.
I feel like it didn’t even have a stem. It was just the paper.
At least a stem would get you slightly high.
I want to smoke whatever stems you’ve been smoking cause the ones I’m getting don’t do shit.
Shroom stems
