Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up1905arrow-down18
arrow-up1897arrow-down1imageFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzGork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square74linkfedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82·6 days agoWhat’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
minus-squareLaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up48·6 days agoHot dog repo man is my new dream career
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 days agoYou can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
minus-squarej5y7@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoI ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoI just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
minus-squareFosterMolasses@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoUgggghhh, that’s such a good username! Dibs if I lose this account lol
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoI see a promising future in glizzy logistics
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoThey can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
minus-squareA_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·6 days agoI agree. They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.
What’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
Hot dog repo man is my new dream career
You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
I ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.
I just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
Ugggghhh, that’s such a good username!
Dibs if I lose this account lol
I see a promising future in glizzy logistics
Pound of flesh?
They can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
I agree.
They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.