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three@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Come back to mine and I'll make you surf and turf

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Come back to mine and I'll make you surf and turf

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three@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    14 hours ago

    It’s only weird if you eat it exactly like this. You’re not even gonna mix 'em together?

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    You do not want to eat a tuna you found in the surf.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Where else am I supposed to find tuna fish?

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        13 hours ago

        like…farther than that, by a lot.

        Well, it’s not impossible, you just have to be stupid lucky and in a very VERY good spot.

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    Surf ‘n’ Turd

  • dorumon@lemmy.cafe
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    1 day ago

    I’ve literally done this before lol.

    • tubthumper@lemmy.world
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      Right?? I unironically love plain (buttered) noodles and even more so ramen with a plain can of tuna. Nice plain savory food. Homely but homey.

      And yeah sure, considering the amount of money I’ve wasted on delivery the last month, I could afford the bougie recipe, but *why bother when this is actually pretty friggin tasty?

      Health. Probably for health. Oh well. Itadakimasu.

      • dorumon@lemmy.cafe
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        15 hours ago

        Honestly I also like buttered noodles like alot.

        Buying Spam in bulk is also pretty cheap as well and it lasts a long time.

        So are tortilla and I like to have spam burritos.

  • daannii@lemmy.world
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    I add frozen peas and carrots to mine.

  • AA5B@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    While I’m amused by the comedy, you might be missing the “turf”

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      2 days ago

      Where does wheat grow?

    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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      what do you think the chunks part is in the tuna?

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Can. And water.

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          14 hours ago

          Hopefully there’s tuna in there, too.

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            Sometimes that does happen.

  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Mmm. Chunks.

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    And it is funny because…?

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      Poor

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        Poor is funny to you?

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          I meant funny in a relatable way tbf. Like an experience most of us have lived through so we can joke about it. Gallows humor type of thing.

          Now if a millionaire posted this to make fun of us poors, it would not be funny. But this was posted by a fellow lemming, so probably not a millionaire. Context matters.

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