Religious studies? Really? Wtf is that bullshit ass class lol
Excellent print handwriting 10/10
What’s it supposed to be?
Spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch.
Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Each individually the only god, but distinct from each other.
F=G, S=G, Hs=G
F+S+Hs=G
∴
G=0 or G=∞ depending on what seems more reasonable to you.
thx for breaking that down for me.
now I can skip Sunday school (and instead go smoke some of god’s green grass).
Father, Son, and The Holy Ghost… I believe
The Holy Trinity never disappoints. Father, Son, and the Magic Bird. Perfectly reasonable. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC BIRD
One time I prayed to God and a different God answered my prayer in a language I didn’t understand so I just gave up and became a Buddhist monk but then they kicked me out of the monastery on account of my boobs and also I was wasted on sharpies all day. So I went back home and prayed again to see if anyone would answer in my language, the only one that matters but no one answered. So then I became a Buddhist monk and uhhh something about drawing all over my tits with sharpies in a temple and some angry bald guy telling me to leave. He was nice though he gave me a quarter to call my grandma for a ride. When she picked me up she told me she prayed I was safe but some other God answered her in wing dings and I didn’t understand how that was possible until I remembered she has Stephen Hawking’s old rig set up for herself. So I prayed to God she wouldn’t crash the car because she’s not exactly mobile and guess what?! My prayer got answered by a guy named Steve who called my dad an asshole in the 5th grade. I guess what I’m getting at is if you pray to God you could have a fun adventure like I did despite the fact that there’s no such thing as gods.
10/10 would pray again
Onion, celery, bell pepper…
That’s carrot instead of bell pepper you blaspheming blasphemer
Akshully, Cajun Holy Trinity is onion, peppers and celery
Mirepoix and Sofrito is carrots, onions and celery
Fuck I’m hungry now.
Me too, but I’m really feeling burritos hey.
yeah, argue some more dudes we can get a stew goin.
it’s tomato, onion, ancho dammit i’ll be in charge of the salsa
Whynotall.jpeg
Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila
Onion, garlic, butter!
So is the Simarillion the old testament?
An eclectic collection of random bits of unfinished work jammed together by someone wanting to sell it?
I’m not sure which one you were referring to there.
Yes
Three PARTS of the holy trinity? People have gotten burned at the stake for saying heretical things like that.
I’ll do you one better:
TAN, SIN, COS
I’ll do you one better:
COS SIN CALC (.com)
I’m sorry, but the trinity is without sin.
Incorrect. The Holy Trinity is garlic, onion and butter.
Ginger, garlic, green onion.
( I’ve been making a lot of Szechuan food lately. )
While they were eating, Jesus took garlic clove, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.” Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins. I tell you, I will not drink from this golden fruit of the churn from now on until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father’s kingdom.” When they had sung a hymn, they went out to the Mount of Onions.
The Cajun holy trinity is onion, celery and bell pepper
Actually you know what, you’re right, I’m here for the Cajun holy trinity. I basically use those in everything.
Religious studies is mad interesting. Religion has shaped our world for two thousand years, tons of shit happened.
Two thousand years is just the most recent stuff. I agree that ancient history in general is fascinating, when the realization hits that during things you learn about in a sentence or two, whole generations lived and died. And many more generations don’t even have anything about them.
Agreed. I just said 2k because it’s relatable. History is sadly very very short.
My teacher would bring in people from several faiths to talk about their religion and for us to ask questions.
But because I was a shitty 15 year old atheist in the early 00s, we quickly had a “no more than 3 questions each” rule, then a “only 1 question from Tar_alacaran” rule.
Honestly, if they didn’t want to answer hard questions, they shouldn’t have gone to a school.
Hah i was a shitty 15 yo atheist in the 90s. We were not liked by the Catholic school “staff”.
Fair point, thanks for educating me
We had compulsory religious education in the UK. But it’s essentially a whistle-stop tour of all the world’s religions, to give you a basic understanding, and not dogmatically reading the bible or anything
Go further back. Christinanity before Christus ist the interesting part, how it happened and what it was before and all. And also, what religions they swallowed up and why some of it is Beelzebub and another is christmas. Oh, and also Moloch and Isis.
Oh how naive. You think a religious studies class in any cou try would actually be presenting an objective and historically accurate view of religion and how it has affected human society? Nah. Its mostly about trying to settle in the preffered default religion of the country into children’s minds by way of repetition.
That’s an odd way of spelling A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.
“There’s only one Return and it’s not of the King, it’s of the Jedi”
Tank, DPS, Healer
Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and the other guy
Alex Lifeson!
I’d argue that the name Živojinović has quite a lot more ring to it.
TBF, and I have no idea the context of this image, but theology is an actual academic field which covers a lot of historical texts from varied cultures.
Lord of the Rings trilogy lol
Yes, I meant I don’t know if this paperwork is middle school or higher ed.
Ahh my bad lol
Father, son and the alcohol
Holy spirit
I’m going to need a lot more spirits if I’m in the same room as my father.
*Wholly
I thought the father was an alcohol
