If it’s good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?
Slimy, yet satisfying
If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain’t bug milk, it’s bug juice.
Beetlejuicing.
Beetlejuicing.
Beetlejuicing
FFS guys a huge beetle just appeared next to me and it’s milking itself…
mmmm beetlejuice
Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.
Whose name, Beetlejuice?
Did someone say Beetlejuice?
what did you say his name was?
Nope!
(Chuck Testa)
no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it’s cold soup.
it’s cold bug soup
Bug Gazpacho
Souper.
Cicadaspacho?
Ladybugspacho
Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it’s more of a stew
It’s a bug smoothie. It would be juice if they separated the pulp and squeezed it to remove all the liquid
That definition is not accurate in all parts of the world.
I was shocked upon arrival in Colombia when they asked if I wanted my juice in water or in milk. Here, they throw the whole fruit in the blender and dilute the pulp with water or milk to make the right consistency of beverage.
That just sounds like a smoothie. I guess jugo can mean either juice or smoothie. Even if they said it in English, it could be a translation thing.
I’m pretty sure juice refers specifically to the liquid part, usually achieved by squeezing. There can be some pulp, but most of the solids are removed.
But when nuts do it then it’s milk. The double standards of milk smh
I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.
Bug juice!
A true life adventure!
Bug Juice!
Real kids, making friends, at summer camp.
I didn’t even watch the show but this comment unlocked this memory.
Bug milk has all the essential nutrients you need to grow a strong carapace
Can we just turn the internet off now?
So you know the thing where people type “lol” but they don’t give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?
Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.
<3
That’s your body healing, just continue doing it
Its the toxins coming out of you.
Classic carnivore advice
what a morning to have eyes
It’s our fault for being sighted, really
😵
the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice
I will say I’m intrigued by this dietary idea but I’ll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.
Wouldn’t it then logically follow that it’s more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?
Now I can already hear the sceptics “but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren’t those dead?”.
Fair point, let’s ask the larvae.
Sceptics, …heh makes me wonder,…septic tics? Anyone?
This is sound medical advice if your colera is high, but too little colera and you’ll end up melancholic.
Everything in proportion and moderation in all things.
I never thought, that I might need a certain level of cholera to not feel melancholic XD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism
Due to access, there’s a fairly popular movement around alternate medical treatment and kind of old folk remedies.
These people vote.
who knows, mabye they’re too busy with having diarrhea.
What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?
Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.
Smdh these kids and there raw bug milk. Pasteurization was good enough for me, it outghta be good enough for everyone
But then you’ll destroy all the vitamins!
If you use a vitamix you can use the speed of the blades to cook it.
They didn’t.
A horrible day to have eyes
Wouldn’t have been so bad if we were illiterate.
So this would have no effect on Donald Trump 😄
Never does unfortunately.
While i’m technically not vegan, I don’t eat meat. How do y’all vegans feel about this?
I’m mostly vegetarian but I’ve eaten bigs a few times. Supposedly would be quite good for the environment if we would eat them more.
I’m pretty much living off of plant based meat and cheese. I do eat regular cheese though and eggs.
But according to OOP, bug consumption makes people & turtles sick.
Bugs are animals, so vegans are against eating bugs. Also, there’s oat milk, soy milk, cashew milk, rice milk, and many, many other plant milks available if you don’t want animal milk.
Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
Not necessarily.
WT…and I cannot emphasise this enough…F??
There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.
That, at least, is something of a relief.
Wait until RFK jr. hears about that.
What the…how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People…
Some people are mentally ill in a way people can at least vaguely grasp
Some people are mentally ill in a way where they inject their own cum into their spines. I’m feeling grateful for which mental illness I was given right now 😅
You know Mr. Spinecum makes at least six figures, though.
Me, unemployed: is it too late to request a different kind of mental illness??
Not actually tho, I don’t want cum in my spine
All you need is a rock and a little determination, and you too can be a valued member of society!
True. Those kind of delusions can be very dangerous. I mean, all mental disorders are bad, but some are really destructive AND give you the sense of intellectual superiority, so that critique can never touch you. Deadly combination…
into their spinesIntravenous. And i don’t want to read, what it did to him.
Feels like an extension of the testosterone worshipping semen retaining nofap types. To quote Dr Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,… but I do deny them my essence.”
That was Jack D Ripper, Dr Strangelove was the movie.
Yeah im quoting the movie
People do weird and strange things. And I’m already weird and strange…
He came in his own spine?
Thanks, RFK
Nevah go that way!
…
…that way leads straight to the castle…
Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.
Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle
Ah… I see the problem… Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn’t. I guess it wasn’t fermented enough… I’ll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing
It sounds like it’s almost ready sweaty 🥰😘 just give it a few more weeks in direct sunlight during this heat dome and it’ll be perfect 😍🎉🥳
Please delete that. I want this to happen.
What a horrible day to be able to read.
This was beautiful.
Health yeeting
That’s how I first read it
