Right one seems more correct, but the human part shouldn’t have stripes.
:3
Only correct answer.
Centaurworld is probably one of the best Netflix shows
Hush now, hide, all you little ones Rush now, into the middle of nowhere Singing and laughter will die.
One of the few “kids” shows who treated their audience with upmost respect, never talked down to the audience, and knew that kids are able to see and understand heavy topics. the suicide episode still haunts me on how incredibly good it was.
Yes, I will die on the hill that a show about farting animals is genuinely a must watch for everyone.
I was stoned out of my gourd one day after work, and the friend that talked up Steven Universe (warning me not to binge - I did and it shattered me.) said to watch centaurworld. I gave it a chance and have no regrets.
Gritty, heavy, but loving and communicative. Beautiful show.
it holds up sober too.
Oh it definitely does, that was just why I started it.
Finished it out stone cold sober and it was really fantastic.
I’m mildly offended that I can consistently be reduced to a blubbering mess by a show with literal fart-based plot points.
as far as shows with literal fart based plots. this one’s the best
It’s so good!
Netflix sort of went to shit so I’ve been off it for a while.
Is this an outlier or do they actual serve anything decent these days?
definitely an outlayer. give it a watch.
Imma sail the high seas on this one.
however you watch it, enjoy it.
not really a spoiler but
make sure you are in a good place and close to good company for s01e08.
Shit, maybe not. I’m in the US and I’m pretty fucking fragile right now, emotionally. XD
mate. feel free to DM me if you need to after that episode
Centaurworld nailed it. Next question
Thinking this
Attribution https://www.instagram.com/p/DTY5qn3D9N3/
I do believe that would be more like a minotaur than a centaur
Minoraffe? Giraffitaur?
Das “-taur” kommt natürlich von “Taurus” also Stier. Also eindeutig “Minoraffe”, klingt auch passend, finde Ich. Nur ein wenig nach Affe.
Talk about back pain.
Good posture is VERY important in this case.
There’s a 3d option available:
I… what the fuck am I looking at… ?
Please draw a diagram of this creature’s digestive system for me. Also their spinal structure.
Yeah… the Smiles are pretty fucked up.
I… what the fuck am I looking at… ?
It’s the human centipede. But giraffe.
Sorry, but I have no clue how this character functions at all. Ask Oda (One Piece creator) about this. 😁
So I am an expert in alternative digestive systems. It loops down into the human then back up into the geraffe. That’s so the human segment can be vomited at a predator as a defense mechanism m
This a giraffe with an elaborate head ornament.
Good ol’ Hamlet! Anytime one of these “what if centaur but different” posts come up I think about him
Good ol’ Hamlet
…that play is apparently VERY different from how I remember it 🤔
How long has it been since you’ve visited Denmark? Because that geraffe is the spitting image of this Danish exchange student I dated in high school
How long has it been since you’ve visited Denmark?
Since I’m a Danish citizen and have lived here my whole life, I guess I’ve technically never VISITED Denmark 😄
Because that geraffe is the spitting image of this Danish exchange student I dated in high school
That’s probably Pernille. She works at my local hardware store.
she’s a classy lady
Looks 2d to me.
Ps everyone should go watch centaurworld. It’s a masterpiece.
nosk from hollow knight
I don’t like it. But it’s probably #2. Centaurs replace the neck of the base animal with a human torso.
Considering the path of the Giraffes Recurrent laryngeal nerve, I would say so too.
But then the torso wouldn’t be so long.
Do giraffes have long necks, or long torsos?
Yeah, the first one obviously.
His logic is sound.
You have to have the long neck, or it’s not a giraffe man thing
Edit: A giraftaur
centaffe
Centauraffe
What if it’s some other type of stupid long horse
Stupid? No good sir. *cue music My Horse is amazing…
False dichotomy.
Centraur is when the neck of an quadruped animal gets its neck replaced by an human upper body… So the giraffe centaur would have neither a long human stomach, nor a long human neck.
It is reductionism to say that something isn’t a giraffe, if it doesn’t have a long neck part. Shame on you! 😉
Yeah. Everyone knows giraffe centaurs share the ears and ossicones of giraffes, but not their long necks and legs.
It’s more like the ancestors of giraffes that had not elongated yet. Oh, and pretty long tongues too.
A centaur has explicitly horse features until a certain point, then explicitly human features from that point onwards.
That would mean the upper part not being allowed to divert back to horseness/giraffiness, as the left pic does.
But right would also be wrong, because the torso is elongated instead of the neck.
I suppose a giraffe centaur would be considerably shorter than either of these images suggest.
So, the left pic without the long neck? Makes the most sense to me.
So, the horses at Fenton’s (where the horses are hung like you) are centaurs by that definition?
Number 2 would fall over.
Right now a giraffe needs 600lbs of neck muscle to hold up a 50 lb head on a 6 foot lever.
There is no way the giraffe’s neck could hold a regular human torso. Forget a proportional one. It’s not possible.
Picture for scale. A regular human torso would look comically small on top of a giraffe.
Came here for this. #2 would bend over once and be down for life.
Not to mention those front knees would be under tremendous pressure, even just normal walking would be punishing.
Well, maybe. Or they’d have the most developed 42 pack abs you’ve ever seen.
What about very developed neck flap sails
You don’t even have to get into the weight.
Mammals have at most 4 limbs. Centaurs would have 6 limbs, and the mammal brain never evolved to handle that many.
Yes but there’s a chance
centaur have human shoulders and neck and head. And horse body without neck&head
so the first one is right, except with human neck
Are you implying standard centaurs don’t have horse necks?
Yeah, have you not seen a standard centaur before? Sheesh
Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as you and me, the bones are just much longer.
An actual giraffe centaur with human torso from the animal’s chest up would just be a long-legged spotty horse centaur.
