This tweet does not understand the difference between libido and erection. I’m happy for him that he’s so ignorant. I wish the same for all of you, truly.
Because erectile dysfunction is when you’re plenty horny but the flag keeps going up and down anyway. ED pills do not make you horny, they help your vascular system direct the blood where it needs to go to keep the flag raised.
When you take one before date night, you might feel a little flushed but that’s it. Your nutsack tyrant doesn’t materialize next to you with a hammer and whip like a demon ready to slave drive you into machismo.
Interesting. I had no idea they worked like that.
Sounds like taking melatonin for sleep. It’s not going to put you to sleep unless you’re in a sleepy headspace
And when date night progresses to the right point, you’ve got 99.8% the hardest hard you’ve ever had. A cat couldn’t scratch it.
Rofl I remember those painfully hard erections. Not sure I’d want to go that hard again
Enjoy the peace of impotency? Surely he doesn’t think his penis actually has a brain right? Its your brain that makes you horny, and it will still make you horny even if the equipment don’t work anymore.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress, your best option (aside from therapy, cause that’s expensive) is to get offline and find a hobby to distract your mind with.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress
That’s every 19 year old ever lmao, and yes im extremely grateful i dont get like that anymore lol
Well that’s different. You’re in like overdrive. Plus if you’re 13 and need Viagra there’s an issue probably.
Well yeah and now that im not the last thing i would ever do is take a pill to force an erection lol
Yes exactly! That’s why I go offline to go bird watching as a hobby! Occasionally, as a treat, I’ll peep in on naked adults with their curtains open.
I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They’d take a full day off, phones off, he’d pop a viagra and they’d both do a molly.
would you happen to have his gfs #?
asking for a friend
j/k, it’s my penis, he made me ask
He was also the dealer, so no, I do not and never did.
Though, FWIW, entirely not recommended for long-term practice. That much molly regularly can really mess up your brain chemistry. It didn’t end well for them, but she was also a depressed wreck.
Not a bad way to spend a day off
I’ve never found MDMA to be sexual. Yeah, you like physical contact, and definitely feel the love, but it never made a horndog out of me. I think that’s an old wives tale, and I’ll say I’ve got plenty of experience over the last 15+ years.
It can - it’s more like already being horny and wanting to give orgasms to someone.
Sex as you are starting to come down from MDMA is the most amazing.
I’m rampant every time. Can often have trouble finishing but that does not bother me in the slightest.
mdma + lsd (a candyflip) works well for this
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
This reminds me of that Russian woman who subdued and bound a burgular to a chair, after which she fed him only dick pills and kept him as a sex toy for a week.
I should risk breaking into Russian homes, I think
do u know her address per chance, not asking for a friend either :)
Erection pills don’t make you horny just like erectile dysfunction doesn’t mean you aren’t horny as hell, you just can’t do anything about it and that generally makes you more horny and frustrated.
Not that I disagree with the post… but the general public out here wilding about vaccines and tylenol and fluoride and shit yet missing this extra-stupid medical “conspiracy” will never not be funny to me.
The FDA doesn’t like greenlighting drugs of dubious direct clinical benefit with high abuse potential, so for the sake of expediency, Pfizer decided to push the narrative that Viagra definitely wasn’t fun unless you had peepee problems. No one wants to look like they have peepee problems, so not enough people who’ve tried it are willing to call a spade a spade and say it’s fun af regardless of age or necessity.
Thus the narrative persists.
Bro your dick supposed to get drained, not do the draining.
Why is no-one talking about the OOP needing a hard hat to eat a hoagie?
Food safety is serious business
If that’s how you feel about your penis, you should consider taking hormones about it.
This sounds good in theory but in my experience recreation quickly becomes obligation.
Protip: women can take it too!
Why aren’t middle aged women like this -_-
We know very different middle aged women.
Oh we are. But alas, pesky standards.
As in, you have zero problem treating men like subhuman fucktoys?
My hero!
Only with enthusiastic consent. :)
Of course! That tracks! Best of luck to you!
The ones I know are
Bah. I don’t need viagra to maintain an erection for over an hour. I don’t even have a refractionary period; I’ll just keep going until I am out of breath from physical exhaustion.
Op im just glad you didn’t say this to the guy in picture
