Ah.

When I had a housewarming party, I put a bunch of googly eyes in a bowl and instructed everyone to become googly eye terrorists in my new house.
It was really fun, and a great surprise to find all my eggs googly-eyed with pieces of paper with pleas for help written on them.
Still finding them to this day.
These would be good for dead ICE agent bodies.
But then you realize what you ordered isn’t self-stick and you are disappoint.
Then you realize that you can now use those double barrel self mix tubes of epoxy so the eyes will never come off.
Well I’m off to the louvre
Goddamn. Easy, Satan.
Same :(
Hmm, goes off to check an unopened box of these I got a while back…
Well, how’s it go - Adhesive or disappointing ?
Damn, I’ve made the same mistake 😄
Vandal-eyes!
Sometimes self care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent of teaching the next generation the joy of vandalism
Eyes up here --> 👀
👀 <-- and there
Now I’m convinced there should be a “My eyes are down here” shirt with googly eyes at titty level. Probably already exists but I’m too lazy to look it up.
Another one that might already exist: “My tits are down here.” With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.
I’ve seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.
It’s too bad they don’t sell them as stickers . Like on a sheet.
They do, but I’ve found those difficult to carry and you lose then when the sheet buckles.
They should put them on a strip and then have special applicators like pez dispensers. Eye gogglers, if you will. Patent pending patent pending patent pending.
Like one of these but googly eyes instead of tape.

Yay! Spreading plastic arbitrarily around the environment, what fun!
Just saw this right after this post:

https://lemmy.world/post/41495883
Someone’s made an edit
Someone found googly eyes all over their place
👀👀👀👀👀
Yes, yes it is. With all the other shit going on you think plastics is the thing that’s gonna kill us? World war 3 is literally already starting and a pedophile rapist with fucking Alzheimer’s and a narcissism complex has the fucking nuclear football - but don’t worry, the other world war 3 players are fucking worse.
Sit back and have a laugh my friend 50/50 chance the world will be a fucking fireball in the next 2 years
In criminology, the broken windows theory states that visible signs of crime, antisocial behavior and civil disorder create an urban environment that encourages further crime and disorder, including serious crimes.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory
You’ve pretty much exemplified this but with doomerism instead of crime. Just because things are turning to shit doesn’t mean we should encourage other problems that we know need tackled. There’s enough plastic around us, everywhere, all of the time, without encouraging people to go out and buy more to spread around.
Your clothes are likely plastic, your food is in plastic, your phone is plastic, your water bottle is likely plastic, almost every item of the modern world has plastic somewhere. Even if it doesn’t look like plastic, it could be plastic. It’s fucking disgusting.
This isn’t a shitpost, it’s an advert in disguise.









