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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19時間前

This is the one and only time I want the opinion of a .ml user!

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This is the one and only time I want the opinion of a .ml user!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19時間前
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    The whole neck so maybe the blood supply can keep the brain alive longer so I can stare into its aware eyes as they register what has just happened.

    Is that weird?

    Also, fuck .ml

  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    B. My plan is to do it “circumcision style” in order to add another layer to The Discourse:

    “The beheading is troublingly evocative of the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation.”

    “Nice MRA talking point. Sure, circumcision is bad, but why are we focusing on that instead of the more severe forms of oppression minorities face?”

    “Wow. Both of you have such a colonizer mentality. Cultures have a right to continue their traditional practices even if a bunch of White Saviors think they know better. ‘Barbaric practice’ is so revealing.”

    Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    With a rocket launcher.

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    Laterally.

    She’s a big revolutionary, so you need to make a big statement with her execution.

  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    I mean, guillotines were invented by liberal revolutionaries (French revolution) so if anything you should ask a liberal lmao. I prefer option 2 tho personally

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    Argentinosaurus stands with the people.

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    A, you cut by cervical (weakest point), not dorsal (strongest point) plus you have later to move the head

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    I’d do the pineapple method. Then he’d have a mega sore ass! Badum, tiss.

  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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    B, if you wanna catch the head in the bucket below.

  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    Never just the tip, always from the base. Pop the front legs through too.

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    Would it matter? Outcome is the same

  • vanitasvanitatum@lemmy.world
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    Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!

    • Sualtam@lemmus.org
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      Counter-revolutionary activity

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        It’s like they didn’t even read the question.

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.

    • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like the trainer deserved what they got

      • CluckN@lemmy.world
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        Pshh, typical Big Elephant pushing their narrative.

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    slice it like a salami

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    A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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      A is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        I think you mean B.

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        I hope the head is still alive long enough to bite you.

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          Oh! I’ll need a dino-rabies shot! Good call.

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