Edit to add this
Quit trying to turn me on
🤢
Can’t help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.
I’m so lonely
Sorry to hear that bud
why is she dressed in optical illusion pattern
Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub’s can’t figure out her speed
Possibly to protect from biting flies.
Ok. What’s PAWG.
Phat Ass White Girl, watch the video I linked. Its SFW and NOT porn OR an example.
That’s exactly what a lying liar would say to trick me.
Thanks. TIL.
There’s a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king’s weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king’s out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).
Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.
Yes!, zebras!
Just this post has made me weak.
Accurate.
It’s so creepy, all men that engage in lust/porn/social media stalking of influencer women end up with ED, lose their partners and can’t even perform with any ass
Lovely answer - but you’re in a shitposting community…
What kind of content did you expect here?
Low quality? Low effort? Offensive?
tick ✅ tick ✅ tick ✅
What about hairy palms?
Thicc Betelgeuse
Well, she is some 640-760 times thiccer than the Sun
Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers…
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
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Michael Keaton filled out the Batman suit tout suite, so…
Wait that was fucking Michael Keaton??? You just broke my genz brain
Edit: holy shit that was michael keaton https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/
Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.
Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.
Dream guy
Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.
“The real shitpost is always in the comments”
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The best shitposts speak to our souls
