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          Yeah. I would have been great at that too! Except I’d have 1 more dollar than you, and I’d be a total shitstain about it all day every day. Just constantly reminding you that I have more money than you do, until you go crazy and shoot me. That’s when you find out I have a full body laser suit protection that disintegrates any threat that come into my personal space. Including bullets.

          What? Do you NOT have the body laser 9000? Pssshhhh, bloody peasant! See? This is why I have more money than you!

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            Nah, I’d be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I’d have some bs job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I’ll just be there, making a good life look effortless.

            Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won’t consciously clock this. But subconsciously they’ll know. Know that I’m hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.

            Far douchier than a laser suit.

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      Keep the arm around him, hold a long intense stoic stare followed with, “… put the mask back on,” with the calmest menace you can muster

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      Dude has the figure and the body language, and obviously likes what he’s doing. He’s into it. You aren’t gonna win that game. Because what if you smile at him and he smiles back for real?

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        Clearly you haven’t been in the Marines. Gay chicken ends when either party admits defeat, or in the hospital from old age after many, many years of happy marriage.

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    Pink Ranger was hot. Kid, you could’ve done worse

    Does that kid not know what weird techno spawn egg he came out of three hours ago?

    Welcome to the future, fucko

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      This is not any of the pink Sentai (none of them has tits that bi a helmet like that) and the katakana text under the logo is also nonsense. Most generous interpretation is this is just a random cosplayer with a custom armor, because of the nonsense text I’d say this is AI but it’s probably older than that, just a good old 'shop.

      Also bottom left picture the pink “ponytail” or cloth thing is attached to the helmet, bottom right picture it’s still attached to his hair/neck.

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      It might be in reference to Mirai Sentai Timeranger, but the costume doesn’t seem right and the katakana is just Mirai Good, so… idk.

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      I found a slightly taller picture and found more text above that logo. An AI says Mirai Sentai Timeranger! I have a absolutely zero ability to know if that’s correct.

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        Show us the picture and we’ll ignore that you admit to trusting artificial idiots.

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          If you read that and came away thinking I trusted the results then you have reading comprehension issues.