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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

My vagina

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My vagina

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    That looks like something Shady Vance could incorporate into his couch activities. /s

  • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I’m pretty sure those are actually sandwiches

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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      You can eat both out so I don’t see the importance

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    My weenie:

    Also my weenie:

    Mostly it’s just like that all the time.

  • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:

    My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.

    Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      Whoops. Guilty.

      • AntifaTeamLead@lemmy.world
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        Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!

  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    As a pedant that’s the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.

    Also they are both ham sandwiches

    • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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      pedant

      their

      • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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        Fair

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      You’re a ham sandwich

      • webp@mander.xyz
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        I ate ur mum’s ham sandwich

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    Now im hungry and horny but dont know which to eat first

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Not my vagina

    • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOP
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      15 hours ago

      My vagina after a good night.

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

        Flashbacks to Van Wilder

      • |IlI|lIIl|IlIll|Il|IllI|@lemmy.world
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        Is this @violet08_@lemmy.world ’s alt or something? 🤣

        • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOP
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          Fuck that bitch.

          • |IlI|lIIl|IlIll|Il|IllI|@lemmy.world
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            I think you guys should have a cage match… better yet maybe a good old-fashioned mud wrestling match.

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            Oh damn, I missed this lemmyshitpost lore. What’s the beef about?

            • infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net
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              This one looks more like an eclair to me

            • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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              I also do not know what the beef is about.

              • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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                I’m hungry, I also want some beef

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            Alright there Brenda 🤔

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            Don’t worry about some 17 year old

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        The chocolate is spinning a narrative and I don’t like if.

        Particularly messy ass to vagina creampie?

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          Could just be bush

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    I was going to disagree, but I’ve witnessed similar.

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    Eat fresh

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    Huh? How it can change?

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      I think clitoris and Labia majora have some erectile tissue which will change its appearance based on arousal, though I’m not sure how labia minora can change this wildly

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        It literally doesn’t change this wildly.

        There’s way more clever ways to parody violet than playing directly into incel ideology.

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          playing directly into incel ideology

          This is like, the exact opposite of that. This is a parody of an image comparing “good person vs. bad person”

          But this altered version implies that no, both are perfectly normal.

          • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Vaginas changing in shape from a lot of sex and looking like a “roastie” sandwich is directly from incels.

            It’s even worse to compare it to a “good person vs bad person” meme.

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              That is the point. The altered version is illustrating why that mentality in the original is flawed, and that both are entirely normal.

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                One vagina isn’t capable of looking like both, so the meme is fundamentally flawed.

                Both are normal, but it’s not normal for the same woman to have both.

                There’s not enough men who are aware of this to make this funny.

    • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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      My girlfriend calls it “origami”

  • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That’s not how it works lol

    • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOP
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      You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?

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        Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said “what the fuck(,) is this shit” to which I just said yes

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        I literally til you can organize shit. I’m going to go rearrange my balls now.

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    Before and after, can confirm

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    got a two-fer, eh?

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