I’m hanging out with the horse women.
8 of course, I wanna hang out with pikachu :3
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
The issue is that they didn’t have lupus before sitting next to House. The universe just couldn’t let House go 15 minutes without a diagnosis.
“He’ll diagnose you with something!”
Healthy people: oh fuck!
Chronically ill people: fuck yes!
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
Something like 60% of women test positive for Lupus. Checkmate House
Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head (I assume Muscle Man is polite enough to be reasonably quiet). Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet (edit: and House might be willing to slip Beavis and Butt-Head, the former especially, some Vicodin for you because he also wants them to shut up.)
Then again, sitting in or near the very back might save your life with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard. (edit 2: Forgot this wouldn’t be possible after 9/11.)
That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.
Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane
It would be jolly spiffing, although a seat in economy next to Jeeves would be more likely (and interesting).
Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.
Here comes Charlie giving some really long monotone verbose speech about airplane food and how it sucks
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
Worst case you can swap seats with Jay so that you can talk to Kevin Smith while the both of you watch him hit on her.
Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
lol our row is going to empty the drink cart 😂
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
The safety of the flight depends on my ability to keep them distracted 🫡 Dabs, Kazuma first in case we need Aqua’s rez
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days. Normally I don’t want to be bothered but that would be interesting enough to be fun.
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.
Completely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
Whos on the right on 9?
Meme rapper bbno$ or “baby no money”
- Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
someone do tell him, I want to know
The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
Those horses aren’t as fuckable as the ones on the plane.
spoiler
I did not say ‘not fuckable’
your bravery is seen
They’re horse girls, but is there another factor here?
5 hoping they have some edibles on them
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
Idk man, sitting in front of Fred Durst assaulting a cat girl would kinda freak me out.
My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He’s actually pretty chatty.
Ironically, when Jason Mewes is on stage in these talks, he’s mostly quiet.
thanks for the link. i might take a look. :3
Judging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.
I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law
if thats a referential joke, sadly im without the wisdom to enjoy it
thanks!
That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.
House and CJ. While House and I knock back a few drinks, CJ would clip any possible plane highjacker.
5, I can count on some silence.
Are you kidding me? Jay won’t ever shut the hell up, so he’ll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
Might get a good buzz, or at least a plug which can be useful.
even if your consider that it’s the actors and not the characters it would still be non stop talking from Kevin. which I’m fine with either it’s still definitely my pick here.
Oh, if we’re talking actors, absolutely. I just don’t think I could take a whole flight listening the Jay blather endlessly. It would be funny for a while, but it gets old after a bit.
100% this plane’s crashing.
9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Trick question, Lemmy is God!
Love Airheads.
I’m not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy_(social_network)
Lemmy is free and open-source, social news aggregation software for running self-hosted discussion forums.[3][4][5] These hosts, known as “instances”, communicate with each other using the ActivityPub protocol.
No need to thank me
What the fuck? How have I not heard of a place like that? I think I’ll blindly fail for hours to find a way to join, and end up on the most basic sounding and highly toxic one and not have it in me to make more accounts.
Lemmy was the founder and only constant member of the band Motorhead. He was Motorhead, he played rock and roll.
Also seems we’re in the same boat, I have no idea who bbno$ is.
bbno$ is a rapper (arguably used to be a meme rapper) who’s made a ton of songs that blew up on TikTok. You’ve probably heard some of his songs without knowing it just because of how pervasive tiktok music is in society
Interesting, I’ve never heard of him. But then again I’m in my 40’s, single and no kids, never had a tiktok account, and mostly consume self-hosted media. Some of the locally owned stores I shop at play some…interesting… house music, so maybe I have heard his music and just don’t know it.
This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they’re great in very different ways lol
fuck it, 7, at least by the end i’ll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention
